Amy: “During my sophomore year of college, I walked away from a full academic scholarship so I could go to this poor Guatemalan village. Helped them build their very first irrigation system. We gave them fresh water, crops, didn’t give them dysentery - so don’t you dare get morally superior on me. I am an organic vegan, and my carbon footprint is miniscule.”That last line kills me. GOD,
JANIS IANAMY BURLEY. Best villain ever.
