toothteeth:

lifes a bitch and then you come back as a tree in your afterlife and somebody cuts you down and makes you into a table and people have sex on that table and don’t think to wipe the cum off and then you get thrown in the trash and you are set alight and you cant scream for help because you are now a table and you suddenly realise that human life wasn’t so bad after all life was in fact not a bitch

and then you die again

lather rinse repeat